In today's Post, Suzanne Shaw (whom you might remember from June's Cook-Brinkley custody settlement) explains that she (apparently) peaced out of America not because Cook cheated on her, but because of inclement weather — specifically, the aforementioned cloud "that has hung over our lives for the five years I have been with Peter, and has taken an unhappy toll on me and my daughter's life — on all our lives. I needed a break." She added that Brinkley is "finding more ways to interfere with Peter's life — continuing what can only aptly be named the sad battles of Christie Brinkley. I left the country to get away from Christie, not my husband." Shaw's first stop: Bali. Sure, she's not following Elizabeth Gilbert's exact order, but Indonesia's lovely this time of year.