JWOWW’s Wedding Dress: Just As Classy As You Hoped For

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Planning a "traditional wedding" in Vegas — so, likely a ceremony at a drive-through chapel — Jersey Shore's JWOWW has put a considerable amount of thought into what she's looking for in a dress: "a strapless ball gown with a corset top and huge huge huge train, very poufy," she explains to People StyleWatch. (Someone should tell her Blake Lively probably did this look already.) Her ball gown will also be pink — hopefully a plastic-flamingo shade to balance out her inevitable spray tan. There's really a lot of potential for a My Big Fat Guido Wedding special.