David Beckham stripped down for a new shoot promoting his H&M bodywear line in "a leafy and supposedly secluded spot in Beverly Hills" yesterday — and quickly learned that no part of L.A. can really be considered "secluded," because there are giddy camera-wielders everywhere. Like a vanload of "Top Tours" customers, who actually got (more than) their money's worth in terms of sightseeing when their driver cruised past the shoot, because who cares about Paula Abdul's house when you're mere feet away from Golden Balls' golden balls?