When Not to Use the Word Vajayjay

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A grisly medical-malpractice lawsuit alleges that doctors forced a Missouri woman to forgo a C-section in favor of vaginal birth, to nightmarish results. The New York Daily News summarizes:

During the birth, the boy's head breached, but the rest of his body got stuck in the birth canal, the complaint said. In an attempt to pull the boy loose, Webb applied traction to his head and "separated (the boy's) head from his cervical spine," the complaint said.

Blood "shot out" from the newborn's neck in full view of his parents, the complaint said. Webb then "pushed" the boy's head and body back into the birth canal and scrambled to perform a C-section, slicing into Betts before anesthesia kicked in, the complaint said.

Or, as paragon of subtlety MediaTakeout puts it, "Doctor Commits MALPRACTICE . . . Rips The Baby's HEAD OFF During Child Birth . . . Then SHOVES THE SEVERED HEAD BACK INSIDE Mom's VA-JAY-JAY!!!!!!"

This is your fault, Oprah. (And/or random obscure rapper.)