Brad Pitt, of Chanel No. 5 Fame, Offers $100,000 to Support the Gays

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Pitt, who was paid a reported $7 million for his Chanel "services," plans to match up to $100,000 given to the Human Rights Campaign ahead of Election Day — when same-sex marriage is on the ballots in several states — writes the AP. We're not claiming the $100K is Chanel money; it's likely the amount Pitt charges God each morning for gracing the earth with his presence, so.