Did the Miami Herald Just Ruin Markozy for All of Us?

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As part of its "Scene in the Tropics" roundup, the Herald reports that Olivier Sarkozy was at Miami hot spot Zuma on Tuesday night ... "getting cozy" with a brunette in her mid-thirties who was "100 percent, absolutely not" Mary-Kate Olsen, onlookers said! And Sarko seemed to be "more wrapped in his conversation" than his dinner, somewhat clever wording because Zuma serves sushi. Do you think M-K reads the Herald? Or has Google Alerts set for "Olivier Sarkozy" like we do? In other news from the same column, Fat Joe had "an early evening poolside snack" at the Mondrian Miami this week, if you were wondering what he's been up to.