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Kristen Stewart’s Sparkly Codpiece: A Multi-Zoom Analysis

Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart. Photo: Tim Whitby/Getty Images

Kristen Stewart attended the British premiere of  Breaking Dawn: Part 2 wearing yet another lacy, sheer Zuhair Murad outfit, prompting all of us to wonder: is she morphing into a glorious hybrid of Blake Lively, Cher, and Leighton Meester (in this outfit, specifically)? For the second evening this week, Kristen’s body was encased in glittery, see-through panels with strategic coverings over certain areas. Zoom in on the 360 look above before we get down to the nitty gritty.

Visible pendant, messy hair. Photo: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images

First, let’s address one big concern off the bat: the R-Patz love token is, as usual, tucked under her top. There’s no fancy pendant placement today — it’s sitting on her chest like a normal necklace. Meanwhile, her hair is in its more natural untamed state.

The front. Photo: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images

Basically, if Lil Kim and King Arthur collaborated on a jumpsuit, this might be the finished product. Pasty-like sequin clusters strategically cover the boob zone, while a sparkly codpiece-type thing covers her crotch. Perhaps in-keeping with her new vaginal-themed bracelet, this is a very erogenous-oriented outfit. Meanwhile, she certainly picked the right moment to show her bellybutton: the Rorschach pattern leaves just enough open area to put her in the trendy midriff club

The back. Photo: Tim Whitby/Getty Images

The sides of the jumpsuit are completely sheer, but a heart-shaped patch covers her bottom, sort of like a couture version of cowboy chaps. Her back is left exposed, with just a bit of lace at the top that does nothing to detract from the sequins, which act like a sparkly beacon to her rear end, which must be blushing from all the attention it’s gotten this week.

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Kristen Stewart’s Sparkly Codpiece: An Analysis