Harrowing updates from the frontlines of Lindsay Lohan's escalating criminality: The actress stands accused of punching not one, but two clubgoers, and also of a "racist" attack involving the phrase "fucking gypsy."
Turns out alleged punching victim Tiffany Eve Mitchell is a "well-known psychic." TMZ reports that she approached Lohan and offered to give her a reading, which Lohan turned down. As Tiffany walked away, Lindsay allegedly uttered the phrase "fucking gypsy," causing a friend of Tiffany's to say things like "whore" and "Liz & Dick sucked." (For the record: It did not suck. It was just operating on a bio-meta-docu-drama level America is not yet ready for.) "At that point," TMZ continues, "Lohan lost her cool and socked the psychic in the eye."
Meanwhile, CNN reports that Lohan "may have hit another woman" on the same night. No word from the authorities yet, but Tiffany Eve Mitchell's husband is yakking up a storm: "We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion ... it was a racist comment ... Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can't go around beating people up," he told TMZ.
"Once again, Lindsay Lohan is a victim of someone trying to capture their fifteen minutes of fame," likely beleaguered Lohan lawyer Mark Heller told CNN.