Heidi Klum, the Bodyguard, and Seal to Have an Awkward Holiday

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After spending Thanksgiving apart, Heidi Klum and Seal plan to hold Christmas together — possibly with Klum's bodyguard turned boyfriend, Martin Kristen. One of the couple's friends said, "They're trying to be co-parents and show up for their children," adding, in the Post's words, "they are putting the knives away in order to do so." How will they decide whether the bodyguard or Seal gets to carve the Christmas ham, anyway? A bench-press competition? "Kiss From a Rose" sing-off?