The former-Oasis dreamboat plans to show his newest Pretty Green collection as part of the next London Collections: Men "via a cinematic presentation on January 7," involving "a number of mannequins." Some bloke named Nigel Grant, Pretty Green's brand director, told British Vogue, "[T]his will be the first time we have participated ... Our event will showcase our journey so far and preview the next autumn/winter 2013-14 collection. It's going to be a party with attitude reflecting the brands fusion of music and fashion." Okay, Nigel. Remember when Liam said to the Telegraph, "I spend a lot of money on clothes so I know my s---," or, when asked about Jay-Z's Rocawear line, he told Spin, "You're going to be fucking arrested wearing his gear and you're going to pull a really nice-looking bird wearing mine"? A really nice-looking bird caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne supernova in the sky.