Look, It’s Karlie Kloss’s Haircut Feature in Vogue

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Model Karlie Kloss attends "12-12-12" a concert benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund to aid the victims of Hurricane Sandy presented by Clear Channel Media & Entertainment, The Madison Square Garden Company and The Weinstein Company at Madison Square Garden on December 12, 2012 in New York City.
Karlie Kloss. Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

When Karlie Kloss cut off her signature long hair a few month ago, it was only a matter of time until she confessed to Vogue's involvement. The corresponding feature is now online, and lo, Karlie's new haircut has its own Name, capitalized and everything:

Before long, the ubiquitous cut had been named the Chop—shorthand for its shaggy, just-took-the-shears-to-my-own-ponytail quality—and a fashion phenomenon was born.

And don't even think about insulting Garren's masterpiece by calling it a "bob," ew:

“It’s not a Sassoon thing; it’s not a bob; and it needs to hit somewhere right about here,” he continues, motioning just south of her chin.

In other words, if your request for a "Chop" is met with blank stares from your hairdresser, you know you're in the wrong salon. All wrong.