Billy Bob Thornton is not a traditional silver fox, but there's something about his tough attitude and dark wit — not to mention the fact that he was once married to one of the most beautiful women in the world — that has us intrigued. With his lean frame and tattoos, he brought enough sex to the role of Willie in Bad Santa to thoroughly whet our appetite. Come to think of it, the whole Christmas genre seems to be underserved in the sex department: Hopefully he still has it going for him in the sequel. But age has not been incredibly kind to his rakish something something. So, for now, we'll look back in awe.
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