KimyEmbryo to One Day Poop in Bespoke Leather Baby Pants

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Two of the Sisters Kardashian appeared on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live! to discuss Kim and Kanye West's recent collaboration, a fetus. Kim told Jimmy that Kanye "is so excited" to be a dad; in fact, "it's really cute how excited he is." The host asked, "Will hand-me-downs be accepted? For instance, if Kourtney has stuff for the baby, will you take it, or is that out of the question?" Kim said, "I think she has a few key pieces, but if anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he's going to have things, like, specially made. I don't think hand-me-downs are going to work." That sentence was met with applause from one or two people in the audience — either huge fans of pricy clothing that will be outgrown overnight or possibly just Kris Jenner in the front row. Kim went on, "I think it has to be, like, you know, just really, really fun stuff," say, chains and leather pants. And Jimmy remarked, "Wow, imagine crapping in something that expensive." For a fleeting moment, it looked like they were imagining it.