Watch: Girls of Park Slope Friend-Zone Their Valentines


In time for Valentine's Day, the children of Park Slope share their stereotypically precocious views on romance with They find love "awkward and sometimes embarrassing," are working on friend-zoning their classmates ("we don't have crushes on boys, boys have crushes on us"), and are waiting to get married until they're between the ages of 21 and 37. Since when does Nickelodeon teach this stuff?