At Least Galliano Didn’t Wear Bagels on His Head

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It could've been worse.

It's been a week since Galliano was slammed by the Post for wearing a so-called "Hasidic hat," and either Conan's writers just got wind of it now or it took them all this time to make some fancy hats of their own (both understandable, really). Last night, the show did a sketch about Galliano's fictional brother, "Joe," who actually does wear "Jewish" hats — you know, ones trimmed with bagels, a dreidel, or even a circumcised banana. But really, can we please move past Galliano's headwear and start discussing this getup, or at least his cute new dog?