Lindsay Lohan in Furs at Her Worst Red Carpet

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Imperiled starlet Lindsay Lohan wore a beaded gown and white fur coat to last night's amfAR Gala in New York, prompting the following headlines: "Lindsay Lohan Wears Strange Fur Hoodie," "Lindsay Lohan in Nice Dress Shocker," "Puffy-Faced Lindsay Lohan Steps Out, " "Lindsay Lohan Makes an Abominable Appearance," "Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited to AmfAR Gala."

"Lindsay Lohan in Nice Dress Shocker"

Then again, those are better headlines than ones from last year's amfAR gala, when she debuted white-blonde bangs and was met with "Lindsay Lohan Ages Self," "Lindsay Lohan Was Cracked Out," "Lindsay Lohan: 25 Going on 40?," "Has Death Become Lindsay?," and "Lindsay Lohan Ages Self at AmfAR Gala."

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The Foundation for AIDS Research: good for humankind's battle against HIV/AIDS, bad for Lindsay Lohan's battle against herself.