Lindsay Lohan in Furs at Her Worst Red Carpet

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Imperiled starlet Lindsay Lohan wore a beaded gown and white fur coat to last night's amfAR Gala in New York, prompting the following headlines: "Lindsay Lohan Wears Strange Fur Hoodie," "Lindsay Lohan in Nice Dress Shocker," "Puffy-Faced Lindsay Lohan Steps Out, " "Lindsay Lohan Makes an Abominable Appearance," "Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited to AmfAR Gala."

"Lindsay Lohan in Nice Dress Shocker" Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

Then again, those are better headlines than ones from last year's amfAR gala, when she debuted white-blonde bangs and was met with "Lindsay Lohan Ages Self," "Lindsay Lohan Was Cracked Out," "Lindsay Lohan: 25 Going on 40?," "Has Death Become Lindsay?," and "Lindsay Lohan Ages Self at AmfAR Gala."

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The Foundation for AIDS Research: good for humankind's battle against HIV/AIDS, bad for Lindsay Lohan's battle against herself.