Perez Hilton Has a Baby Son

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"Dear Friends," celebrity antagonist-turned-cheerleader Perez Hilton wrote on his blog today. "I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy." No matter how tempted you are, you must not doodle a penis on the accompanying father-and-son portrait.