Lindsay Lohan's bad travel luck continues. First, there was that time her passport went missing at Cannes. Then there was the flight to the White House Correspondents' Dinner that she missed, which George Clooney was on. Last night, Lohan had to get off her eleventh-hour flight to Los Angeles for a scheduled court hearing before it took off, due to bad vibes about the aircraft's safety. According to TMZ, Lohan skipped her planned Saturday flight in order to catch a band called City of the Sun in New York. She abandoned plan B when she and 35 other superstitious passengers became concerned that the plane was leaking fuel. After e-mailing and texting friends in search of a ride, the energy drink company Mr. Pink, for whom Lohan is a paid spokeswoman, ponied up a jet early this morning. She's due in court in less than three hours.
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