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David Beckham Can Recognize His Own Bum, Thanks

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After David Beckham sprinted around suburbia dressed only in his undies for Guy Ritchie’s short film for H&M Bodywear, rumors swirled and were ultimately confirmed that David Beckham used a body double for the “smaller parts.” But according to E!, the soccer star has since claimed ownership of some of the more important members of his body. “No, I can say the crotch is mine and the backside is mine as well … Someone said that I had a stand-in for my bum, but no, I can confirm that’s my bum,” he shared last night on the French television show Le Grand Journal. Since he pointed out everything except for his calves and quads, perhaps those were the “smaller parts” belonging to his equally well-endowed double? Still, the takeaway of the day: The butt is real!