Jon Hamm's giant penis strikes again: An "AMC insider" tells awkwardly named New York Daily News gossip column "Confidenti@l" that Hamm's famously huge salami requires special penis-reduction Photoshop techniques.
Our insider says that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private.
“Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building,” laughed our source. “When the promotional pictures came back the first few seasons, we had to work with them. Everyone was concerned about too much Christina Hendricks boob, but it’s Jon that has the most to show. It’s a good problem to have.”
Is it workplace harassment every time an AMC employee talks about Hamm's bone? Apparently Hamm isn't into us talking about his penis all the time, because his publicist told "C%nf!#t*@l", "It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1000 times." Thus concludes your 1,001st reminder that Jon Hamm has a large penis.