Lindsay Lohan Is an Excellent Wing Woman

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Actress Lindsay Lohan appear at a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court on March 18, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. The hearing is to determine whether Lohan returns to jail or averts a trial on charges that she lied to police over a June, 2012 car crash that briefly sent her to the hospital. Lohan has pleaded not guilty to three misdemeanor charges filed after the accident - reckless driving, lying to police and obstructing officers from performing their duties.
Actress Lindsay Lohan appear at a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court on March 18, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. The hearing is to determine whether Lohan returns to jail or averts a trial on charges that she lied to police over a June, 2012 car crash that briefly sent her to the hospital. Lohan has pleaded not guilty to three misdemeanor charges filed after the accident - reckless driving, lying to police and obstructing officers from performing their duties. Photo: Reed Saxon/Getty Images

While TMZ wags a finger at Lindsay Lohan for drinking on the eve of her court-ordered return to rehab, they're missing the more important story: Lohan is a top-notch friend-date. According to the Daily News, one lucky woman named "Patty" got to hit San Diego club Fluxx with Lindsay Lohan on her side. That means drinking Ketel One from carafes (so discreet), smoking Parliaments inside, and hanging out with Sean Kingston. Lohan asked "VIP hosts to find dark hair, fair skin, blue-eyed scruffy boys in the nightclub for her friend." This, weeks before she's due in lockdown rehab, which may or may not exist. Shouldn't that count toward her community service?