Nicole Miller marked her 61st birthday with a 36-hour celebration in France this week, and according to the Post's description, it sounds exactly like our prospective weekend plans! There was lots of booze, a magician who made things disappear (he brought them back, though, which is lame), a socialite who footed the bill ("real estate mogul" Janna Bullock), fireworks, servers dressed as pirates (no party's complete without at least one), and of course, one "jet-setting spy" to tell the Post all about it. And, best of all, everyone got a commemorative T-shirt. Nicole's said, "[Bleep] the weekend, we party every day!" It's unclear whether the [bleep] is the T-shirt's or the Post's, although presumably it's the latter's. Anyway, happy birthday, Nicole. May you continue to inspire our post-work activities for years to come.