Hermès Bags Watch Dinner Plates Play Ping-Pong

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As part of the fashion house's "A Sporting Life" theme for fall, Hermès has released a series of short videos called "Long Live Sport!" In each clip, Hermès handbags, ties, tablewear, scarves, or shoes partake in an athletic activity that we would most certainly forbid them to, if they were our precious, precious children.

There's Ping-Pong (above) and Leapfrog (below):

Croquet:

And pétanque. Not the type that involves sidestepping grouchy Frenchmen near the Ourcq canal, but a special Hermès version that calls for pillows and napping.