Kardashian Look-alike in Ray J’s Music Video Ranks Pretty Low

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The music video for “I Hit It First,” Ray J’s gross Kim Kardashian “dis track,” is out, showing Ray J shooting a bedroom video with a “Kim K look-alike” who then wanders down a street full of paparazzi with a knockoff E! network logo in the corner of the screen.

The biggest surprise, though, is that Ray J’s Kardashian look-alike actress ranks pretty low in the “Kardashian look-alike” genre. Though styled with slicked-back hair, glossed nude lips, and heavy eye makeup — all Kardashian signatures — the actress’s face and body are all wrong. She’s at least four Kardashian look-alike ranks below Reggie Bush baby mama Lilit Avagyan, worse even than the look-alike available at KimKardashianLookalike.com

Kanye West actually filmed a sex tape with someone who looks more like Kim Kardashian. The only look-alike this look-alike out-look-alikes is the one Old Navy hired, and that may have been an accident, anyway. I don't mean to be cruel to this video girl — who is lovely in her own unique way — it's just that “Kardashian look-alike” is a competitive field. Ray J didn't bring his A-game.

In other end-of-sex-tapes news, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham “finally struck a deal” for the sale of her professionally shot “sex tape” co-starring a professional porn star, shot on a professional porn set. “Close to a million dollars,” TMZ reports. The movie is 70 minutes long and will be called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. ... Superstar? Kim Kardashian hit that word first.