Rihanna Carries Umbrella, Is Obligated to Dance

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Rihanna waltzed down the street in New York with an umbrella today, raising an important question: Do you think she feels obligated to dance every time someone takes her picture when she's holding an umbrella? More or less obligated than Gene Kelly felt?

When Rihanna opens an umbrella, how likely is she to be singing "umbrella-ella-ella" in her head? That likelihood rests at about 60 percent for me, and I'm not even Rihanna.