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Sit on Brad Pitt’s Face for $299

Photo: Gilt.com

Spotted on Gilt Groupe: “Face Chairs” on sale for $299. Less than one year ago, the titillating photo-print furniture cost $950. The laws of supply and demand being what they are, however, the going rate for farting into the faces of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Katie Holmes, and Anna Wintour is now less than one third of that price. Isn’t capitalism grand?

Sit on Brad Pitt’s Face for $299