Zoom Shot: Sir Richard Branson’s ‘Stewardess’ Drag

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British billionaire Richard Branson (C) smiles next to AirAsia group chief Tony Fernandes (centre L) at Perth Airport on May 12, 2013 before boarding an AirAsia flight to work as a flight attendant bound for Kualu Lumpur. Branson honoured a losing bet with Fernandes over whose Formula One racing team would finish ahead of each other at the Abu Dhabi race during their debut 2010 season. AFP PHOTO / Tony ASHBY (Photo credit should read TONY ASHBY/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: Tony Ashby/AFP/Getty Images

Yesterday, the British billionaire behind the Virgin Atlantic empire was caught at the Perth airport in serious "stewardess" drag — and it wasn't even for his own airline. According to CNN International, Sir Branson lost a bet to AirAsia's group chief Tony Fernandes over whose Formula One racing team would beat the other at the Abu Dhabi race during their debut 2010 season. As a happy loser, he smeared his lips with a bright red lipstick, pulled on some fishnet tights, and headed onboard to a flight en route to Kualu Lumpur only to then merrily spill a tray full of drinks all over Fernandes. Unfortunately, he didn't even get to wear his airline's forthcoming Vivienne Westwood duds.

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The new Madame Branson wore her blond tresses in a pompadour-pouf à la Snooki, with metallic blue shadow and a darker cobalt liner to accent her waterline (and match the color of her eyes). She even grew a beauty mark overnight on her left cheek. Her false eyelashes flopped dangerously in the wind. And she even tried to give the winning Fernandes sloppy smooches multiple times that night.

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In terms of legwear, she hitched on a pair of fishnet tights. But one glaring fail on Stewardess Branson's part: She didn't go for heels, unlike our own Jerry Saltz.