Nerd Famous for Kissing Hottie Goes Too Far

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Jesse Heiman is the nerdy actor who made out with Bar Refaeli in a Super Bowl Go Daddy ad designed to be gross. Was it degrading to women? Degrading to nerds? Degrading to hottie-nerd relationships? Who are we to put limits on consensual sexual expression between adult hotties and nerds? It's better than "Audi's sexual-harassment-is-bravery 'Prom' ad," no?

But then Jesse Heiman boldly sexually harassed married Twilight hottie Nikki Reed, grabbing her in a Los Angeles parking lot and forcibly kissing her while she tries to break free. Now TMZ reports Heiman could get fired: "Jesse tells us, he was ordered to cancel his appearances this week — as well as to apologize for his uncouth behavior — and Jesse gladly obliged. Jesse's future with Go Daddy is unclear."

You ruined it, Jesse. You ruined it all. Nerds who snog hotties will always be thought of as creepy, forever and ever, because of you.

Leave unconsenting women in parking lots alone. Be you a nerd or be you a hottie, at least we can agree on that.