The outspoken Italian designer recently told Vogue U.K. that he'll be releasing an autobiography (that he's worked on for years) in October. "In a few months, you will know everything ... I don't know why I decided to do it — I guess I had something to write. It doesn't really talk about fashion though, it talks about me and my life," he explained in his trademark, somewhat-rambling style. Will it be as detailed as his blog? Or will it be his blog in book form? As of now, the 300-page memoir is slated for publication in Italian and German, while the designer seeks out a British publisher. We're crossing our fingers for more designer shade, loving thoughts on his German Shepard son Lupo, and honestly, any bonkers thought that pops up into his yacht-addled brain.