DSquared2's twin designers, Dan and Dean Caten, can always be relied on for hunky, hairless male models and gratuitous shirtlessness. They supplied all of the above in their spring 2014 show, held yesterday in Milan at a club called Alcatraz. The theme, or so one Caten told WWD, was “James Dean crashes his plane on a tropical island and adapts." Well! It was all good until the designers took their bow with unidentified twin boys dressed like miniature versions of themselves, which is ... just bizarre, even for fashion.