Dame Helen Mirren went on the Daily Show this week wearing a shock of hot pink and admitting to her own Hollywood fangirling. "From the neck down, [movie stars like Brad Pitt] look kind of ordinary ... but if you get to touch them, they feel completely different," she swooned to John Oliver. Is this because of diamond-and-ruby peels? A 1,000-liter bath of Evian spring water and rose petals? No, it's all about their wardrobe: "Their clothes are made of such incredible fabric ... so I was trying to touch movie stars." Watch Helen Mirren admit to copping a feel above.