New-ish mom Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi wrote an open letter of advice for the Duchess of Cambridge on YourTango. "In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn't wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo." She also suggests Kate sing lullabies to her "booger," or hire Elton John to do it for her. It's all pretty sweet. Fashion world take note: Open letters needn't be all bitchy barbecue metaphors.BEGIN SLIDESHOW
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