Weirdest Scenes From Kate Middleton’s Hospital

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This guy! Photo: Danny E. Martindale/Getty Images

As we type these words, Kate Middleton is in some stage of childbirth within the well-guarded walls of the Lindo Wing at London's St. Mary's Hospital. We won't know anything about the baby until the palace formally announces its arrival via easel, so until then, we must wait calmly GO COMPLETELY INSANE. But our crazed anticipation is weaker than decaf tea compared to that of the journalists, camera crews, tourists, and random fans camped out in the Lindo Wing's parking lot, most of whom have been there for days or even weeks.

And despite the patience of these devoted squatters, they have yet to see even a single bit of action, owing to Kate's stealth arrival during the wee hours of this morning. How to handle so much pent-up adrenaline? With royal-baby-themed cake, signs, outfits, and commemorative T-shirts, of course. Click through out slideshow and revel in the weirdness of Cambridge mania.

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