The latest in poetic, nonsensical commercials (and this week's spate of weird bra marketing): Here's Christy Turlington's new Calvin Klein underwear ad, part of the brand's reprisal of her famous campaigns from the nineties. In the spirit of sexy intrigue, she says a few words about how underwear "says what I really feel." As opposed to ... what other people feel? And what does a black cotton bra ... oh, never mind. A more interesting question is how much body butter was used in the making of this video.