In the spring, the fake baby bumps employed by Kate Middleton impersonator Heidi Agan became a sub-strain of royal-baby fever here at the Cut. Did she have different ones for each trimester? Who manufactures such a product? Who buys them, besides impersonators and costume designers and Beyoncé? (Kidding!) Today, some answers: “A 28-year-old woman was arrested in a Colombia airport after she tried to board a plane with two kilos of cocaine stashed in a fake baby bump,” the Daily News reports. Canadian social worker Tabitha Leah Ritchie was stopped by police after an inspector noticed “her belly was unusually cold and hard.”
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