Alexa Chung Insists She Does Not Have a Bush

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On page seventeen of Alexa Chung's new book, It, there is a picture of a unidentifiable nude woman with, to use Gwyneth Paltrow's terminology, a "seventies vibe." Apparently many of Chung's friends have asked if it's her (it is NOT), and she's insulted that anyone might think she has so much pubic hair. "Can we talk about how I don’t have that bush?" she told the Post. "That’s really not what’s going on down there." And so continues the year of bush denial