Rihanna Basically Working for Thai Police Now

Rihanna performs live on stage at Allphones Arena on October 3, 2013 in Sydney, Australia. Photo: Cameron Spencer/Getty Images

The Daily Mail is calling it the Curse of the Rihanna: Wherever the singer and Twitter power user went on her Diamonds World Tour stop in Thailand, she was closely trailed by local police. Today, the AP reports that Warunyu Jornmuang, owner of the Season bar in Phuket, has been arrested on “charges of obscenity and operating an entertainment venue without a permit” after Rihanna tweeted about being “traumatized” by a live sex show there. (In Jornmuang’s defense, RiRi admitted she might have just been “fuck wasted.”) This, two weeks after Rihanna’s Instagram with a slow loris — a protected species — prompted a raid on Phuket’s Bangla Road that led to the arrest of two poachers. Rihanna is believed to be the hottest and most weed-loving unwitting narc the Southeast Asian country has ever employed.