Fancy, Shiny Stone Sold for $83 Million

A model wears the Pink Star diamond at Sotheby's auction house in London, Britain, 24 October 2013. The Pink Star, a 59.60 carat vivid pink diamond, is considered the most valuable diamond ever to be offered at auction. The jewel is expected to fetch USD 60 million at auction in Geneva on 13 November. Photo: Andy Rain/EPA/Corbis

Last night, in Geneva, a 59.6-carat pink diamond sold for $83 million — a record amount of money for a gemstone sold at an auction. Buyer Isaac Wolf, a diamond cutter based in New York, immediately renamed his new purchase "Pink Dream." It already has its own Wikipedia page, a real achievement for a pressurized chunk of earth matter. 

The sparkly oddity weighs 11.92 grams, roughly the size of a baby Cardinal bird or field mouse, and probably will produce the same Disney Princess comparisons as carrying around a tiny, adorable baby animal.