Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Carpool by Vespa Anymore

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin drive around town on their matching white Vespa scooters. They eventually grab their kids, daughter Apple and son Moses, and drive off together.  And while they all wear helmets it seems the famous couple does not take other safety measures very seriously in regards to their attire and shoes. They also choose to not abide by the rules of the road as Paltrow is seen driving recklessly and Martin carelessly crosses a double yellow line to drive on the wrong side of the road with his son in tow.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin drive around town on their matching white Vespa scooters. They eventually grab their kids, daughter Apple and son Moses, and drive off together. And while they all wear helmets it seems the famous couple does not take other safety measures very seriously in regards to their attire and shoes. They also choose to not abide by the rules of the road as Paltrow is seen driving recklessly and Martin carelessly crosses a double yellow line to drive on the wrong side of the road with his son in tow. Kido/Bryan/NPG.com

Children named Apple and Moses Martin cannot pull up to school in, say, a station wagon or a Range Rover. No, they need a more Goop-esque mode of transport. Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the very Gwyneth Paltrow habit of "whisking" her children to and from their L.A. prep school on the back of a shiny Vespa — as if they were taking a trip around the family compound in Italy. But now, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the school has decided to outlaw Paltrow's Vespa on the grounds of "safety concerns." (Totally justified since she almost collided with a school bus that one time.) Somewhere Apple breathes a sigh of relief, thanks her school for putting a stop to the charade, and digs into her secret stash of gluten-covered, high-fructose-corn-syrup snacks.