Jaimie Alexander Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for That Dress

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Actress Jaimie Alexander attends the premiere of Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" at the El Capitan Theatre on November 4, 2013 in Hollywood, California.
Actress Jaimie Alexander attends the premiere of Marvel's "Thor: The Dark World" at the El Capitan Theatre on November 4, 2013 in Hollywood, California. Photo: David Livingston/Getty Images

None of us can get visions of Jaimie Alexander's baffling, porn-y, Morticia Addams-esque Azzaro dress out of our mind since she showed up on the red carpet at the Thor: The Dark World premiere last week. We wondered: Why did she wear a long-sleeve, floor-length, high-neck dress that also exposed pubic bone, sidebutt, and underboob? Also, how? Now, Alexander has supplied the why, telling Yahoo: "I went through so many dresses and I just thought, 'You know what, this one covers all my tattoos!'" Ah, yes, wrist-to-shoulder cover-up: full coverage where it counts.

Actress Jaimie Alexander (tattoo detail) attends the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' "Iron Man 3" at the El Capitan Theatre on April 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California.
The hidden offenders Photo: David Livingston/Getty Images