Sarah Jessica Parker Is on Twitter

Executive producer Sarah Jessica Parker attends AOL On's 'city.ballet' series premiere at Tribeca Cinemas on November 4, 2013 in New York City. Photo: Noam Galai/Getty Images

Sarah Jessica Parker is now on Twitter, under the sleek, simple initials SJP. Alright. No sassy references, no bio, just @SJP. But don't fear that it's boring, because even though it is, her icon is a fantastic surprise! It's a terrifying choice. SJP has taken an extreme close-up photograph of an eyeball, presumably her own. It's like a visual yelp. As if she's struggling to enter into her computer, cornea first. Ice-blue, a teeny pupil, an absolute array of lashes. A third eye for all of Twitter.