Sarah Jessica Parker Is on Twitter

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Executive producer Sarah Jessica Parker attends AOL On's 'city.ballet' series premiere at Tribeca Cinemas on November 4, 2013 in New York City.
Executive producer Sarah Jessica Parker attends AOL On's 'city.ballet' series premiere at Tribeca Cinemas on November 4, 2013 in New York City. Photo: Noam Galai/Getty Images

Sarah Jessica Parker is now on Twitter, under the sleek, simple initials SJP. Alright. No sassy references, no bio, just @SJP. But don't fear that it's boring, because even though it is, her icon is a fantastic surprise! It's a terrifying choice. SJP has taken an extreme close-up photograph of an eyeball, presumably her own. It's like a visual yelp. As if she's struggling to enter into her computer, cornea first. Ice-blue, a teeny pupil, an absolute array of lashes. A third eye for all of Twitter.