A Bulletproof Bentley for Baby Prince George

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After the birth of their baby prince, Kate Middleton and Prince William (along with Prince Harry) are leasing a bulletproof Bentley. It's called the Flying Spur, which sounds like a fantastically swift and petite cowboy from the Wild West. Don't fear that the royals are getting into dusty Westerns, though; there is not much rough-and-tumble about this vehicle. As with so many royal things, the car is fancy, secure, sleek, and slightly boring. And the Bentley's got something underneath its shiny exterior — the inside is all party: "a handcrafted walnut interior, a champagne cooler, Wi-Fi connection." Reportedly, the quilted leather seats also have massage and heat functions. Just warming and kneading royal bums, as the family car should.