On this weekend's Saturday Night Live, the women of SNL sang the ballad of Christmas copulation: "(Do It on My) Twin Bed." It's an anthem about the sheepish trickiness of being a grown person and simply trying to have romantic times with your significant other while at your parents' house for the holidays. This video has got all the first-rate details about the uncomfortable logistics:
Can't fully undress in case your parents come through/just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh
Also: All the women of SNL make a damn good girl group! Someone get them an album deal and assign them all the awkward topics.