A First Glimpse of Beyoncé and Jay Z’s Vegan Life

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Photo: Beyonce/Instagram

As announced this morning, today is Day 1 of Jay Z and Beyoncé's 22-day vegan challenge. Since going vegan is now a status symbol thinly veiled as a health option, the couple plans to document every thrilling moment of their adventure until the Christmas Day deadline. It's like a humble-bragging, self-congratulatory advent calendar! As promised, Bey just Instagrammed the first meals from their #22dayveganchallange [sic]  menu (not misspelled, it’s pronounced like Solange).

What are Bey and Jay grubbing on today? Looks like fresh nuts and berries over oatmeal, some sort of vegetable and tofu stir-fry, a surely nutrient-rich chickpea soup/slop situation, followed by avocado-topped ... ??? I'm already longing for the days when Beyoncé posted photos of chicken and waffles.