Maryland Woman Chose Monochromatic Pink for Bank Robbery

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Maryland police are looking for the woman who robbed a Landover Capital One bank Monday while wearing a pink, double-breasted pea coat and a pink veil. The woman, believed to be in her late twenties, matched her cell phone case to the ensemble. Without knowing any other details, I'm about ready to start the Internet campaign for a film adaptation of her life story.