Steve Martin Is Not Dating Khloé Kardashian

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Who told America's father of the bride about the Kardashians? Well, now Steven Martin has finally given in to the gossip-mongers and declared that he and Khloé Kardashian are "just friends." He did put "just friends" in quotes so everyone could properly read between all the lines. 

Printer and toner jokes, too! You're too much, Steve, just too much.