Nothing that happened on the Golden Globes red carpet topped the squirrelly awkwardness of the show itself — from Jacqueline Bisset's surrealist, meandering acceptance speech to Diane Keaton's musical number to Ben Affleck's moist mumbling — but fortunately it was not totally without excitement: What was Zoe Saldana thinking? Whither went Amy Adams's disappearing cape? What crime did Julia Roberts's upper body commit to warrant such treatment? And will Lupita Nyong'o ever not take our breath away? Join us as we highlight the fifteen most noteworthy looks from the red carpet.