If Gisele Bundchen's hair could talk, the whispers and thoughts it would have. It would tell us what a room full of Patriot sweat smells like and what Tom Brady's beard burn feels like, and give more insight into
Tom Brady perfect beach waves. Thankfully, one parody Twitter account has taken creative license to give Gisele's tendrils a voice. @GiselesTendril only started tweeting on the 6th but is already hard at work humble-bragging, trying to learn Portuguese, and being burned by curling irons (except in real life, control freak Gisele would never let this happen). Is this a PR stunt owing to the Pantene announcement? It's uncertain (the account follows only the New York Post), but a @TomBradysSideburn account seems imminent.
I don't speak a lick of Portuguese. But I'm pretty sure I'm the most bonito cabelo in the mundo. correcto, @giseleofficial?— Gisele's Hair (@GiselesTendril) January 8, 2014