Yesterday, in the dark of night, fabled lovers Kanye West and Kim Kardashian arrived at their journey's end. It was the palace of Versailles, and the pair stood in front of its shadowy immensity and gazed upon its gilded trim and felt at peace. Not two months ago, the pair were rumored to be planning a wedding at this palace, which is famous for its many fancy mirrors. But quick as they had sprouted, these rumors were pulled like weeds from a royal rose garden.
Now though, as Kimye stand silhouetted before the entrance of Versaille, perhaps the fates are reconsidering. Welcome back, rumors of the fanciest-golden-reflective wedding of our time: Welcome home.